>> jason where the [bleep] are
You.
>> it is bad chelsea, like not
Being able to host the movie
Awards bad.
>> I lost taylor lautner.
>> jason, you need to figure
That life is not just one big
Party.
You can't drink when you are
About to host an award show.
That's my move.
>> I know it is.
>> you need to find that hot
Little piece of [bleep].
And bring him to the movie
Award.
Now.
>> how did I get here.
>> nobody?
All right.
Hey, sweet yoga session, man.
>> it was intense.
>> yeah.
>> really.
>> not mine.
>> I guess I'm just in better
Shape, huh.
>> hey.
>> justin.
>> you guys want to grab a
Drink.
>> can't, hosting the "MTV movie
Awards" tomorrow night.
>> come on, it's me.
I'm the guy in the hangover that
Doesn't get hungover.
Come on, one drink.
>> all right, one drink.
>> whoa!
I love it.
>> tater together.
>> guy doesn't drink, look at
Him, his body is a temple.
>> all right, to the movie
Awards.
>> to the movie awards.
**
>> oh boy.
**
>> oh.
I need a coconut water.
[groaning].
>> wait.
Ed helms?
>> okay, hi.
>> hi.
>> don't freak out, but you have
A situation thing.
A deal.
>> I -- it's fine, you can
Barely see it.
>> oh, team jacob forever.
What the [bleep].
I'm team edward.
I've always been team edward.
What happened.
>> where's taylor.
Oh, oh.
>> last thing I remember is you
Dared me to bite his finger off,
And I guess I did.
>> what?
[screaming].
>> what is that.
>> oh, that's a swan spray
Painted black, wearing a vest.
>> that's very specific.
I think I know where he is.
I'll see you later.
>> okay, take care, see ya, have
Fun.
>> taylor, buddy you in here.
>> oh, good god.
>> hi.
>> I'm looking for -- hmm,
Taylor --
**
>> I've leave you guys be.
>> actually you know what I
Should do just really quick.
[laughter]
>> okay, that's great, thank
You.
[moaning].
>> taylor, help, I'm in the
Canyon.
>> taylor.
>> help.
>> no.
>> help.
>> no.
>> help!
>> no, no, no.
>> all right, have fun.
>> bye.
>> hey, dude, I can't really
Talk right now.
Something has happened.
>> I know something is happened,
You're acting now, and I'm in
Support of that.
But I lost taylor lautner.
>> all right, lit be all right.
>> I wish I had your confidence,
And I probably would if I slept
With britney spears when I was
16, but I'm worried.
>> eduardo.
>> team edward, that's it.
Thanks, justin, bye.
There you are.
>> hey.
>> hey, I uh've been looking all
Over for you, I thought you got
Abducted.
I should have known you would be
Out here.
>> justin is a lunatic.
I don't remember anything.
>> maybe this will refresh
Memory.
>> oh boy.
>>
**
>> hey, that reminds me, this is
Yours.
>> thank you.
>> hi four!
There we go, all right.
Now we have to get to the movie
Awards.
Actually, you know what, this is
Really something else.
All right, I have to go to the
Show, see you later, bye.
>> oh.
>> ladies and gentlemen, please
Welcome your host for the 2011
Mtv movie awards, jason
Sudeikis.
[applause]
>>welcome to mtv movie awards
>> how you guys doing?
>>welcome to mtv movie awards
Coming to you live
From apparently lady gaga's
Bedroom.
But I'm glad to see everyone
Putting aside their
>> look another this.
How you doing in the balcony,
Huh?
>> good.
>> good, good, for the first
Time in the history of the movie
Awards the entire balcony has
Been fathered by arnold
Schwarzenegger, just so you
Know.
I'm your host, jason sudeikis.
>> thank you.
>> some of you may not know me,
But I will say I do feel
Qualified to host the movie
Awards because I starred in the
Major motion picture, hall pass,
Which was the highest grossing
Movie in america on
February 26th from 1:00 to
4:00 p.M.
You may also know me from
Saturday night live, or
As my family calls it, the
Justin timberlake show.
Mtv is expecting huge ratings
For the movie awards
Tonight.
You have all those 16-year-olds
Watching at home, not to mention
Their kids.
>>of course mtv stands for music
Television, but
>> for those of you who forgot,
I'm talking to you music
Executives.
By tonight, we are celebrating
Cinema.
So I expect mtv will stand for
More twilight victories.
Yes.
Do we have any twilight fans
Here?
Yeah.
Figures.
Where's my king speech fans at
Though.
There they go, there they go.
You rowdy [bleep].
Look at you.
We will make sure to get you
Some hard candy soon.
Oh, so many talented young stars
Here tonight, I was surprised to
Find so many kids this year.
Not as surprised as maria
Schriver.
A lynn that gomez is here.
High selena.
You have been lip locked with
That beiber kid for like a month
Strait, I just want you to be
Careful, I just am telling you
That because she has already
Swallowed three of his baby
Teeth.
Don't want you to choke.
Kristen stewart, the lovely and
Talented kristen stewart is
Here.
Now in buy light her character
Faces an impossible decision,
Choosing between go loves and I
Know if I was in that place, I
Don't know who I would choose.
My heart says jacob, but my
Wiener says edward.
My balls are indifferent.
So emma stone, is in the house.
[applause]
>> emma did an amazing job
Starring as a canadian hooker in
A movie called "easy eh."
[laughter]
>> oh, laugh on the cut to, I
Love it.
A lot of fun, a lot of fun
Awards here tonight.
Best break out star is a good
One.
Past winners include jessica
Simpsons and katie perry both be
They both started using
Proactive.
Speaking of great awords how did
Human centipede not get
Nominated for best kiss?
We learn sod much from movies
This year, we learned that
Justin timberlake is a true
Triple threat, he is a singer,
He is a dancer, and he is a
Singer.
Anybody here see "brides maid?"
So funny.
Incredibly talented, so pretty.
You know how they got the title
The two groups of people that
Swartz neigher sleeps with.
Brides and maids.
Yeah.
Evidently he doesn't just pump
Iron, huh?
Actually keep an eye out for his
Next movie, pumping the ironer.
All right.
Okay, I'm done, I'm done, I'm
Done.
Now you know it wouldn't be mtv
Without mentioning jersey shore.
They are in Italy right now
Embarrassing us all.
Did you hear that snookky was
Rear ended, this time by a car.
Yeah.
All right, let's get this thing
Going.
You guys ready, huh?
Now I will say before we start,
I want to wish all the nominees.
Please keep your speeches over
30 seconds, if you go over your
Time, you will be immediately
Replaced by ashton kutcher,
Congratulations on your new job
Man, he is doing what he does
Best, replacing an older
Celebrity.
[applause]
All right.
Let's get it going, our first
Two presenters star in the film
Friends with benefits, and my
Much much more talented younger
Brother, justin timberlake.
**
>> thank you, jason.
[bleep].
>> even though we're in the
Movies friends with benefits,
You and I have never dated.
>> nope, no.
We are like brother and sister.
>> totally platonic
Relationship, which I can do
This.
Whew!
>> and it's why I can do this.
>> here are the nominees for
Best male performance.
>> best male performance.
>>ky talk to you alone for a
Second.
>> jesse eisenb eerie.
Daniel radcliffe.
Zac efron.
Taylor lautner.
>> hey, beautiful.
>> show time.
>> and the winner for best male
Performance is.
>> I think we just found that
Out.
What a shameless reference to my
Penis.
It's robert pattinson.
>>
[cheers]
>> good, I really didn't think I
Was going to win, this is kind
Of embarrassing now.
Zach was almost crying and stuff
In that little clip.
Yeah, well, thanks very much.
I'm consistently surprised, so
Yeah, thank you very much, thank
You for showing all your support
To the movies and we will see
You all again next year.
**
>> ladies and gentlemen, please
Welcome j.J. Abrams, courtney,
And steven spielberg.
>> this is a story of six
Friends using a film camera to
Make a zombie movie.
>> they sneak away one night to
Film a scene, and become the
Only witnesses of a massive
Train crash, but that's not all.
Something escapes from the
Derailed train.
>> since production began on
Super eight we tries to keep the
Story a secret, not to give away
Every detail, so like in the old
Days the audience gets to have a
Fun ride, unspoiled.
But the mtv movie awards is all
About the biggest movie fans on
This planet, and we want to give
You something special, so here
Is a world exclusive sneak peek
Of our new film, ladies and
Gentlemen, this is "super eigh
Eight."
[applause]
>> ready, be extra loud when the
Train passes by, action.
>> I think you are in danger.
>> I don't have a choice.
>> don't go back.
>> don't leave me.
>> watch out, watch out.
>> run.
>> I saw it.
No one believes me.
>> I don't want any more
Trouble, do you?
>> air force hasn't answered a
Damn question.
They are looking for something.
>> I can't tell anywhere we were
Here.
We aren't saying anything to
Anyone.
>> go!
>> the county is sealed off,
Nobody is allowed in.
>> what the hell.
>> nine people missing, property
Damage, theft, there are things
Happening around here that I
Can't explain.
>> you are asking me if we had
Dangerous persons onboard this
Train, I can assure you the
Answer is no.
>> is there a particular area
That you want me to shoot at?
[applause]
If you like that "super eight"
Sneak peek, then don't miss the
World exclusive of the final
Harry potter, when emmr. Watson
Brings up the scoop.
Check out movie awards.Mtv.Com.
>> the 2011 mtv movie awards
Brought to you by taco bell 12
Pack.
Be the live life of the party.
Sprint, all together now.
>>welcome back to the mtv movie
Awards, we're coming at you live
From what I can only assume is a
Rain forest café.
Your next three presenters star
In "crazy stupid love," but only
One of them looks exactly like
Me naked.
Try to guess which one it is.
Please welcome steve carrel,
Emma stone and ryan gosling.
**
>>evil comes in many, many
Forms.
>>you don't even want to know
How many forms evil
Comes in.
Like so many many forms.
Sometimes evil is a dolphin that
Ruins your caribbean vacation,
Pinning you down, humping
You in front of your entire
Family.
>>that's not actually one of the
Forms.
>>yeah that just sounds like a
Horny dolphin.
>> I'll never forget those
Intelligent eyes.
>>here are some other forms of
Evil.
>>leighton meester "the
Roommate"
Christoph waltz "the green
Hornet"
>> ned beatty.
>> tom felton.
>> mickey rourke.
>> and the winner for best
Villain is tom felton.
**
>> wow.
Thank you very much.
This is always exciting to be
Here, this is very nice.
I really appreciate all the
Support of all the last ten
Years of harry potter, it always
Amazes me that you are still as
Passionate as you are.
So thank you to everyone who
Voted and thank you for waiting
So patiently for the last film,
It will be worth the wait, I
Guarantee.
[applause]
>> please welcome the star of
The upcoming movie "there
Popper's penguins" jim carrey.
*who let the dogs out *
>> good morning evening world.
And thank you kindly.
>>traditionally, entertainers
Not unlike myself, have felt
It necessary to grab people's
Attention in whatever
Way they can, through being
Outrageous or even rude
[bleep] for the sake of shock
Value.
>> they might even go so far as
To instrength a suit like this,
Just to show you their boeing --
I use to think that's what it
Was all about.
But then a new breed came along,
With a different sense of
Purpose.
They called themselves foo
Fighters.
[applause]
>> and foo can be pretty nasty
Stuff.
So we should all be glad there's
Someone out there fighting it.
Performing walk, the foo
Fighters!
**
*1 million miles away you're
Sitting *
*I think I lost my way *
*
*getting good at starting over
Every time that I return*
*i'm learning to walk again*
*i believe I've waited long
Enough*
*where do I begin*
*i'm learning to talk again*
*can't you see I've waited long
Enough*
*where do I begin*
**
*do you remember the days*
We built these paper mountains
And sat and watched them burn*
*i think I found my place*
*can't you feel it growing
Stronger
I'm learning to walk again
I believe I've waited long
Enough
Where do I begin*
I'm learning to talk again
I believe I've waited long
Enough
Where do I begin
Now!*
*for the very first time
Don't you pay no mind
Set me free
Again*
*you keep alive a moment at a
Time
But still inside a whisper to a
Liar
To sacrifice but knowing to
Survive
The first to find another state
Of mind*
*i'm on my knees, I'm waiting
For a sign
Forever, whenever
I never wanna die
I never wanna die*
*i'm on my knees
I never wanna die
I'm dancing on my grave
I'm running through the fire
Forever, whatever
I never wanna die*
*i never wanna leave
I'll never say goodbye
Forever, whatever
Forever, whatever*
*i'm learning to walk again
I believe I've waited long
Enough
Where do I begin*
*i'm learning to talk again
Can't you see I've waited long
Enough
Where do I begin
I'm learning to walk again
I believe I've waited long
Enough*
*i'm learning to talk again
Can't you see I've waited long
Enough*
[applause]
>> please welcome captain
America, chris evans.
[applause]
>>just want to remind everyone
That the voting is still
Open for the biggest award of
The night -- best movie
Of the year!
Who's gonna take it? The winner
Is up to you, america. Vote
Right now.
>>for the biggest
Award of the night, presented by
Starbucks frappuccino.
Text your vote for best movie to
66333.
For black swan text a.
For harry potter text b.
For inception text c.
For the social network text d.
For the twilight saga: Eclipse
Text e.
Text now, or go to
Movieawards.Mtv.Com and
Vote for best movie.
>>welcome back to the 73rd
Re-broadcast of the 2011
Mtv movie awards.
Up next, here are the stars of
The
Film "30 minutes or less," a
Delicious scoop of
Comedy neapolitan: Danny
Mcbride, aziz ansari, and
Reverend nick swardson.
**
>> how's it going.
Folks we're not in a great mood
Right now.
>> we were told we were
Presenting with our favorite
Actor jaden smith, but at the
Last minute he dropped out.
>> aziz, just go ahead and come
Out.
>> where's jaden?
I spent so much money on my
Jeans.
He's not coming.
>> come on, there's a lot of
Other cool people here.
He is awesome, he is in
Transformers 3.
>> can he transform into jaden
Smith, no, I didn't think so.
You know how long I spent on
These braids?
[bleep] you.
>> no, aziz, don't.
The nominees for best jaw
Dropping moment are.
>> .
>> "inception."
Justin beiber never say never.
James franco, 127 hours.
Steve-o, "jackass 3d."
>> and the winner for best jaw
Dropping moment is.
>> oh.
>> another person is not here,
Sad.
He didn't come either.
>> no.
>> he did.
>> justin beiber.
>> he is not here.
He is not here.
He's busy in a huge jet while he
Is skypeing with selena gomez.
>> dang it.
We love you beiber.
Why can't we meet anyone we
Love?
[screaming].
>> thank you so much.
I couldn't let down my fans.
I want to thank everybody.
I want to thank the director, my
Family, and everybody but most
Of all I want to thank my fans,
I love you!
>> stay tuned for the world
Exclusive peek at the final
Harry potter movie.
>> the 2011 "mtv movie awards"
Brought to you by adidas.
We asked you to show us our game
Face, you showed us what it
Means to go all in.
State farm, like a good neighbor
State farm is there.
And by twix, f$Ãºppp$quiddcg&d.
>> welcome back.
Welcome back.
So many cool stars here tonight.
Check it out from "the social
Network," andrew garfield.
Stand up, andrew.
Come on, stand up.
Thanks, buddy, oh wow, what do
We have here, you know him for
Crushing jame train co's arm.
>> to be continued.
How you doing.
>> I'm doing well.
>> you having a good time.
>> you know, I'm kind of bummed
I wasn't nominated for best
Villain.
>> I understand that.
You are amazing in that movie, I
Have to say.
You must have a lot of gigs
Lined up now.
>> not really.
You know what I'm looking to get
More involved in.
>> what's that.
>> p oorno.
Maybe I'm doing it with like a
Shrub, real kinky stuff.
>> that's great.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Oh boy.
What.
>> oh.
What is this.
>> oh, not again.
>> yeah.
>> this is constantly happening.
>> all right, well, it's fleiss
To see you bob, well your next
Presenters won't be seen here,
Lu be seen in transformers "dark
Of the moon."
>> please welcome patrick
Dempsey, [.
[cheers]
>> we will all be here tonight,
To bring you some explosive
Action, and to present the award
For best fight.
>> whether they are ripping out
Hair or pounding people's faces
In, one thing is definitely for
Sure.
>> you seriously don't want to
Mess with these nominees.
>> here are the nominees for the
Best fight.
>> best fight.
Emma watson.
"inception."
>> the fighter.
Joseph go robert pattinson, vs.
Bryce dallas howard and xavier
Samuels.
The twilight saga.
>> the winner for the best fight
Is robert pattinson, versus
Bryce dallas howard, "the
Twilight series: Eclipse."
>> okay, thank you.
First of all, thank you to david
Slade.
To john sternham that
Choreographed the fight.
>> you've done it.
>> yeah, I won.
>> I guess I should say I'm so
Sorry I tried to hurt you, rob,
I'm so sorry.
>> it's fine.
I ripped your head off.
>> it's true.
>> and now you're pregnant.
>> cool.
>> thanks everyone.
>> coming up, a never before
Seen clip.
The award for best kiss is next.
Go to movie awards.Mtv.Com to
Vote for best movie.
>>welcome back to the mtv movie
Awards.
For those of you that don't
Know, I'm a bit of a
Songwriter.
I wrote a theme song for every
Movie that came out this year.
Some of them get used, none of
Them have.
Love to sing a few for you
Tonight.
Let's see.
Ah, first
One is for the green hornet.
*billionaire slacker
Doin' what he should
Billionaire slacker
Fighting for good*
*skinny seth, also the jay
Chao.*
*skinny seth rogen
And a flexible asian
Skinny seth rogen
Lost weight, the green hornet*
>> that's all we got there.
They didn't want to use that
One.
They said it was a little too
Literal.
This one is nice, I like that
One.
A little duet that I wrote.
Please welcome to the stage,
Ms. Emma stone.
>>ah, nice to see you back to
Your original fake colored
Hair.
>>I'm doing you a favor,
Sudeikis.
>>[bleep] I know you are,
Sweetie.
Just read the monitor.
This is a song I wrote for my
Favorite romantic comedy.
3... 4...
*we got no strings attached
Emma
That's the way it should be
Jason
If you wanna be friends that
Have sex then*
>>you gotta pee on me.
What did you have me say?
>>thank you emma, that's all!
Off you go, stage left.
Boy, the studio did not like
That.
That was something neither the
Kutch nor nattie light asked
For.
Apparently golden showers are
Frowned upon.
Oh, this is my favorite song!
I wrote it in 20 minutes
After seeing the trailer for
"just go with it."
1, 2, 3, 4...
*the beach
Bum dumba bumba dumba
Bum dumba.
Brooklyn decker' boobs!*
>>brooklyn, you in the house
Tonight?
Good to see all
Three of you.
Next is a little country song I
Wrote for my favorite
Martial arts film.
*little black kid in china
All he's doin' is tryin' a
Make a friend in china
Karate gonna lead the way
*
>> thank you, david.
Quigger.
Let's go quicker, we got to
Move.
>> gees.
>> who knew he knew how to play
Percussion.
Now he had a movie this year
Where he was stuck?
A box and I wrote a song for it.
*buried *
That's that one, kind of a power
Ballot.
This is the last one, the last
One celebrates the greatest
Stunt in the history of cinema.
This year.
*you sit down
You take a seat
You close that latch
Try not to breathe*
*then you're flyin' through the
Sky
There's poop in your eye
It causes you to shout
Now there's poop in your mouth
How could this beeeee?*
*oh yeah.
I'm in jackass 3d!*
*brooklyn decker's boooobs...*
[applause]
>> thank you, everybody.
I have no idea how to play the
Piano.
Boy, are these a couple of
Butter faces.
Ryan reynolds and someone that
We believe is the real blake
Lively though she won't confirm
It.
Here we go.
>>we are here to present the
Award for best kiss.
>>the most alluring lip-locks,
The sexiest smooches of
The year --
>> guys! Guys! What is going on?
>>{flush}[bleep] sorry, dude. We
Can't control our laser boners.
>>get a hold of yourselves!
There are children around.
Think baseball, think about
Baseball!
>>picture larry king washing
>> picture your mom and dad
Making sweet love on the roof of
Your car.
>> on a very hot day.
[laughter]
>> I didn't want to do this, I
Will pull out the big guns now.
I want you to imagine donald
Trump, he is atop a majestic
White stallion, he is wearing
Nothing but baby powder and a
Pair of well oiled chaps.
And he is looking at you, and he
Is making heavy heavy eye
Contact.
Okay.
Really.
[laughter]
>> really.
>> sorry dude, donald trump is
Gorgeous.
And rich.
>> I want him inside me.
[laughter]
>> let's just get to the
Nominees for best kiss.
Taylor lautner and kristen
Stewart.
Natalie portman and neil.
>> you are lovely.
>> emma watson and daniel
Radcliffe.
>> ellen page and joseph
Gordon-leavitt.
>> it's worth a shot.
>> kristen stewart and robert
Pattinson.
>> and the winner is.
>> huh o.
Kristen stewart and robert
Pattinson.
*satisfy the loving satisfy
Your heart *
>> oh, man.
>> I feel bad.
Because I don't feel like
Kissing you.
You don't want to kiss me do
You.
>> well, I mean it's been a long
Time, and I think maybe we
Should finally go for it.
Again.
>> really.
>> I just think it's -- there's
Somebody else in the audience
That I think will appreciate it
A little more.
And I just want to do it -- but
I think I know you well.
>> go get 'em.
Go get 'em.
[applause]
>> this is mine.
>> what.
I want to take you backstage.
>>kristen stewart & rober
>> behalf of the enormous cast
Of harry potter.
Thank you for all of your
Support over the year.
You have made this the most
Crazy and incredible ride.
So tonight I'm very proud to
Bring you an exclusive sneak
Peek of the final movie.
So ladies and gentlemen, "harry
Potter and the deathly hallows
Part ii."
>> no sign of him, my lord.
>> I thought he would come.
>> harry.
No.
Harry potter.
The boy who lived.
Come to die.
**only I can live forever.
>> come on.
>> finish this.
Forget about it.
No.
>> don't!
[applause]
**
>> coming up in five, who is
Going to show up to present the
Generation award?
>> ladies and gentlemen, to
Present this year's generation
Award, please welcome to the
Stage patrick dempsey, robert
Pattinson and chelsea handler.
>> good evening we are honored
To present this award to reese
Witherspoon.
[applause]
>> there she is, right there.
Reese witherspoon.
We worked together many years
Ago on a movie called "sweet
Home alabama."
Extraordinary experience, she
Has had incredible hits, and
Legally blond, huge.
"cruel intentions."
Ny personal favorite "election."
Okay, we all should go out and
See that movie, it is a great
Movie.
And then we saw "walk the line"
Which an incrediblability
Experience, which shows reese in
A way that we hadn't seen her
Before.
A beautiful singing voice, and
She was honored to win an
Academy award.
But she just told me backstage
Now she is really getting into
The wild part of her life.
She is letting her hair down and
Going a little crazy, to know
What she has done is most
Remarkable is humanitarian work
She has been doing.
>> you?
I have no idea.
>> it's great.
It is a great thing.
>> I'm not a professional.
>> okay.
Don't worry about it.
>> there is a tell prompter
Right there.
>> okay.
>> ad lib.
>> ad libbing.
It is good you are doing well.
>> it's a similar thing.
>> this is the worst.
>> read.
>> the first bit is boring.
It is an honor to present you
With this award.
Yes.
Generation award.
>> I don't know if everyone
Knows but I did my first movie
With you.
And you played my mother.
What I later learned though, is
You were directly responsible
For cutting my part of the movie
Out.
This is the truth.
Seven years later, we worked
Together in a movie.
And this time you played my
Lover.
And I didn't cut you out.
But I did [bleep].
>> reese, reese.
>> I just realized I miss add
Crucial part of that joke --
Whatever, I can't read my
Writing.
Southern girls can wear girdles
But they can't talk about it.
[laughter]
Uhm, tequila is like a lays
Potato chip, you can't just have
One.
And it is possible to be 33%
Lesbian, not mentioning any
Names.
Reese, working with you bias and
Not getting cut out once was a
Special eperson, but if there's
One thingly take with me, it is
This, as you get older you
Realize it's not always a bad
Thing to have sexual chemistry
With your mother.
Congratulations.
[applause]
>> here we go.
[applause]
>> what a tough act to follow.
First off, I would like to say
That I was thrilled earlier this
Evening when I spotted harry
Potter and emma watson
Backstage, and then realized it
Was zac efron, so thank you for
That.
Stop looking so pretty, zach,
Just stop.
I am here tonight to -- and her
Amazing career, reese, it seems
Like you do everything
Perfectly.
You are smart, funny, and after
Two children you still have a
Smaller ass than justin beiber.
And so far, the only flaw I
Found is your decision to do
"legally blond two" but I
Forgive you, it's okay we're
Friends.
There is not a person who has
Met you who doesn't say how
Sweet and wonderful you are, but
I know deep down there is a
Dirty bird in front of you, that
Is just waiting to break free,
And I saw a glimpse in the movie
"fear" when you rode that roller
Coaster, with underwear model as
He fondled more than your cotton
Candy.
So I will have to tell you
That's is one at the best as
What she does, and there's a lot
More to come, but for now let's
Take a look back at what she has
Accomplished so far.
**
>> girls.
This is it.
**
>> I'm going to harvard.
>> you mean like on vacation?
**
>> this will be just line senior
Year, except for funner.
>> I'm elle wood, we're both
Gemini vegetarians.
>> I think you did it.
>> you're on, will popular.
>> I was aiming at your head,
Mr.
>> I know exactly what this
Means.
>> I'm never going to be good
Enough for you, am I.
>> will you mary me.
>> are you sure?
>> tell me you don't love me.
>> you're a liar.
**
>> I can't walk no line.
It's not fair.
>> you deserve a beautiful life.
>> you are the first boy to ever
Kiss me, I love you.
>> come on.
>> bay, baby, baby.
>> I'm in love with you.
You know.
>>
*mistreated, misunderstood, *
>> tell me what I can do to make
You happy.
>> I gave my heart away a long
Time ago, and I never got it
Back.
*pretty please, don't you ever
Feel like you're less than
Perfect *
*pretty pretty please, if you
Ever ever feel like you're less
Than perfect *
*you are perfect to me *
[applause]
>> ladies and gentlemen, the
Recipient of this year's
Generation award, reese
Witherspoon.
**
.
>> oh my god.
That's crazy.
I have the three most ridiculous
People on planet earth to
Present the award.
You know what's crazy I was
Really nervous to get this
Award, because scarlet made out.
And then they told me chelsea
Was presenting it and who knows
Where she was.
The punch line to your joke is I
Played your mother, then we had
A sex scene, so really you're
The best [bleep] in hollywood.
I have got to work with
Incredible people like patrick
Dempsey, are you joking me.
I'm so lucky to have people like
That that have incredible like
Chemistry, and making incredible
Movies, and I just want to say
To all the girls out there, like
I know it is cool to be bad, I
Get it.
All right.
It's cool to be bad.
But it's also possible to make
It in hollywood without a
Reality show.
[applause]
When I came up in this business,
You made a sex tape you were
Embarrassed and you hid it under
Your bed.
And like if you took
Neighborhood picture of yourself
On your cell phone, you hide
Your face, people.
Hide your face.
It's totally possible for all
The girls out there, it is
Possible to be a good girl, and
Try to make it cool.
I just want to say thank you to
Everybody at m tv, you have
Always been so cool to me.
This has been my dream all my
Life.
[applause]
>> I have the greatest fans in
The world, so thank you so much.
>> the 2011 mtv movie awards,
Brought to you by snickers.
You aren't you when you're
Hungry.
Snicker satisfies.
>> hi, I'm tyrese gibson.
And I'm in the international
Smash fab five.
>> and I'm fuel, I was cut out
Of the film, flash five.
I was probably too fast, right
Tyrese?
That's a yes.
We are here to tell you that
Texting and doing illegal street
Race is a bad idea.
>> that is just plain dumb.
>> and it is a bad idea.
>> you just said that.
>> I know I really want to
Hamster point home.
If you do text this is what can
Happen.
>> see I think we said that line
Together.
>> tyrese that's my line.
>> I know, but if we did it
Together it would show our
Natural chemistry.
>> you see.
That guy should have been
Focused on responsibly pulling a
Safe while driving at 80 miles
Per hour.
>> not texting about it.
[laughter]
>> check out what happens when
This guy texts during an illegal
Street race.
>> roll the clip.
>> roll it --
>> baby.
>> that's my line.
>> I know.
I know.
>> it looks like the train won.
>> you never win if you are
Texting while illegally street
Racing.
>> you --
>> only lose.
>> that's your line.
>> I know, but I wanted to say
It together.
>> so what took you so long to
Get it out.
>> you know it, come on, come
On.
>> you're killing me.
>> all right.
>> two really cool good looking
Badass dudes don't text
Yourself.
>> before you wreck yourself.
>> there it is.
>> that's corny.
>> I wrote that line.
>> that's why it is corny.
>> it is a good line.
Come on.
Tyrese.
>> are you serious right now.
>> fid bump me.
Come on, here we go.
>> I'm done.
>> can you take this mike
Please.
>> yeah, take this guy's mike,
Come on.
>> tyrese, what do you say --
>> can you stop following me.
>> where's my trailer at?
>> you follow me buddy, come on,
Let's find the guy's trailer,
Where is his trailer.
Where you going.
[applause]
>> ladies and gentlemen of thelt
Presenters are the lovely
Cameron diaz.
**
>> best line from a movie is a
New category this year.
[ringing].
>> sorry.
I forgot to turn that off.
>> jason.
It's -- it's your phone, your
Butt dialing me.
Better lock your phone.
>> no, I know I'm butt dialing
You, I have like a super strong
Ass, and I'm doing it on
Purpose.
That's not funny.
I'm doing it on purpose, it is
Like a little talent I have.
>> crazy, nobody can actually
Butt dial on purpose.
>> really.
[laughter]
>> how did you ass just take a
Picture of itself and text it to
Me?
[beep].
>> I just made a prank call to
Tokyo.
Angry bird season, level 13.
I just bought stock in apple.
>> did you just have an
Accident?
>> I mean I have like a little
Situation going, you don't have
To point it out to all of the
World.
>> let me get you out of this.
Hold on a second.
Here are the nominees for the
Best lines from a movie.
>> best line from a movie.
$1 million would be cool, you
Know what's cool.
>> you.
>> $1 billion.
>> what's wasted when you have a
Hankering for ice cream.
>> I want to get chocolate
Wasted.
>> there's a higher power that
Will judge you for your
Indecentsy.
>> tom cruise.
>> if you guys were the
Inventors of fullback, you would
Have invented facebook.
>**you mustn't be afraid to
Dream a little bigger, darling.
>> and the best line from a
Movie is.
>> who is it, who is it.
>> I love you cameron.
>> alexys nycole sanchez from
"grown ups."
**
>> there you go, honey.
>> this is so cool.
Thanks a lot.
I want to thank my friends my
Family and my fans for voting
For me.
And I want to thank you my
Manager for all the hard work,
And most of all I want to thank
God for giving me all the
Blessings he has given me, and
All the "grown ups" for being in
The movie, it was so fun, and I
Want to get chok chocolate wast.
>> the movie
>> give it up for the new star
Of 2 1/2 men, ashton kutcher and
Music super star nicki minaj.
**
>> ashton and I have one thing
In common.
>> great asses?
>> here are the nominees for
Best female performance.
>> best female performance.
Emma stone, high school girls.
>> emma watson.
>okay, hold on.
>> jennifer anniston.
>> you have serious issues with
E.D.
>> you don't know what you are
Doing.
>> natalie portman.
>> all right.
And the best performance been
Best female performance is
Kristen stewart "the twilight
Saga: Eclipse.
**
>> oh, man.
This is silly.
Okay.
It feels very incredible to be
So completely supported by
Everybody, it really truly does.
We have like obviously the
Greatest fans ever, so the
Greatest fans ever.
Okay.
I had a great time doing the
Movie with everybody that works
On it, and thank you to them as
Well, and also the other
Nominees natalie, sorry, but the
Popcorn is mine.
No but really, emma, and emma,
And jennifer, and natalie you
Guys are awesome, and there you
Go, thanks.
>> from the new movie monty
Carlo.
Online fan said it best, hands
Dune luca is my favorite rapper.
He has that genius flow, tonight
We get to experience some of
That genius flow right here on
This stage.
>> ladies and gentlemen, lupe
Fiasco and trey songz.
**
*girl I want you to know I
Can't question you out of my
Head *
*girl I want you to know I
Don't even know what you did *
*but I love it *
*girl I want you to know I
Can't get you out of my head *
**
>> come on *
*girl I want you to know, I
Don't even know what you did *
*but I love it *
**
All night 'til the morning
We dream so long
Anybody ever wonder
When we'd see the sun go
Remember when you come up
The show goes on
Have you ever had the feelin'
That
You was bein' had?
Don't that shit there make you
Mad? They
Treat you like a slave
Put chains all on your soul
And put whips up on your back
They be lyin' through they teeth
Hope you slip up off your path
I don't switch up, I just laugh
Put my kicks up on they desk
Unaffected by they threats
Then get busy on they ass
(more)
Blame
**
*everybody ever wonder *
*ever wonder *
*all right I'm ready to go *
*all right *
**
*terrified of the world, now
I'm on a world tour *
*all right I'm ready to go *
*all right *go to I tunes and
Download the new album.
Check out I tunes.Com/fiasco.
And the show goes on next, a
World exclusive look at
"twilight "breaking dawn"" plus
The biggest award of the night.
>> the 2011 movie awards brought
To you by the chevy cruze.
Be the life of the party.
And by
>> welcome back to the mtv movie
Awards brought to you by
Butterflies.
Butterflies we used to be
Caterpillars.
Quick congratulations to little
Seven-year-old alexys nycole
Sanchez.
For her winning line "I want to
Get chocolate wasted."
Sad news I've been told that she
Was just checked into chocolate
Rehab.
So bad news.
It's awful.
Okay, well your next three
Presenters are from the upcoming
Film horrible bosses, please
Welcome the hilarious charlie
Day, and also jason sudeikis.
[applause]
>> all right.
We're going to be presenting the
Word for best immediatic
Performance.
>> how do you think I'm doing.
>> not great.
>> can I give you a note.
A do you mean a note.
>> try some jokes, dude.
>> are you kidding me --
>> no, I'm not.
>> you missed off timberlake.
>> he is fine.
>> guys, will you knock it off,
Please, I'm serious.
>> he is very very funny.
>> guys, industry a lot of
Pressure on me, I have ten
Minutes left, will you just --
>> what.
>> you said what -- I'm tweeter
It, you are going to be a bad?
Dad.
>> best immediati comedian perf.
Zack galifianakis.
Ashton kutcher.
Adam sandler.
>> give me some fake hugs and
Laugh really loud.
>> russell brand.
>>> your parents are watching
This.
>> you heard me, all right, I
Need your support.
>> are we back?
>> you want me to do it.
>> okay.
He is barely in the movie --
That's not true.
Most of these people don't
Know -- come on.
Emma stone.
Oh!
[applause]
>> oh, man.
Oh, that's so nice.
Thank you so much.
I feel like I'm in the middle
Of -- "planet of the apes."
Well, this is insane.
I'm pretty sure all the people
In this category are much much
Funnier than me, but thank you
For voting.
And it's really made my night,
And my week, and my year, and
Everything.
Thank you so much, this is so
Nice.
Thank you.
>> please welcome the stars of
The upcoming movie, the twilight
Saga, "breaking dawn," part one.
Kristen stewart, robert
Pattinson, and taylor lautner.
>> hello.
>> the next film of the twilight
Saga is everything you have been
Waiting for.
Suspense, surprises, shocking.
>> romance?
>> drama.
And a wedding.
You will definitely want to
Attend.
>> tonight you get an exclusive
Sneak peek of all of it.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is --
Well, it's not really, almost
"breaking dawn."
**
.
>> no measure of time with you
Will be long enough.
But we will start with forever.
[ cheers and applause ]
>>> ladies and gentlemen, gary
Busey.
[ cheers and applause ]
>> good evening, ladies and
Gentlemen.
When mtv asked me to present the
Award for the best movie, I told
Them I'd be honored.
As long as my hamster ball would
Fit through the stage doors.
[ cheers and applause ]
And here are the nominees.
>> best movie.
"inception".
>> push the button.
>> out of control.
>> I'm out of control.
>> the "twilight" saga,
"eclipse".
*
"black swan".
>> what are you doing here?
>> "harry potter and the deathly
Hallows".
*
"the social network".
[ applause ]
>> and the winner is --
Oh.
The "twilight" saga "eclipse".
*
[ cheers and applause ]
>> are you going to hold it?
Hold it?
Come on, touch it.
Get acquainted.
Whoa.
Look at everyone.
Hey.
Oh, my gosh.
A lot of people here.
This is --
[ cheers and applause ]
Thank you so much.
I know we were all honored to be
Nominated in this category
Especially among all the other
Films.
The fact that we're standing up
Here again is truly a testament
To all the hard work that went
Into "eclipse".
We want to thank our director,
David slade.
[ cheers and applause ]
Our inspiration, stephenie
Meyer, all the producers and
Most of all, the real reason
We're standing here right now is
Because of each and every one of
You.
Thank you so much.
Your support means everything to
Us.
Thank you.
[ cheers and applause ]
>> all right, folks.
The show is over.
But if anybody wants to stick
Around, me and the crew are
Going to bust out some rolling
Papers and [ bleep ] this off of
Stage.
Hasta la vista, baby.
Good night.
*
*tonight we gonna be it on the
Floor *
*
*don't we gonna be it on the
Floor *
*clap your hands on the floor
And keep on rocking, get up on
The floor *
*collect on the floor, on the
Floor, on the floor *
*don't stop, keep it moving,
Put your drinks up *
*it's getting ill, it's getting
Sick on the floor *
*we never rest on the floor
It's time we got on the floor *
*morocco, london to ibiza *
*l.A. To vegas to africa *
*dance the night away
Dance the night away, grab
Somebody get them on the floor *
*
*tonight we gonna be it on the
Floor *
*
*tonight we gonna be it on the
Floor *
*jumping on the floor, let the
Rhythm shape your world on the
Floor *
*you know we're running tonight
On the floor *
*morocco, london to ibiza,
Straight to l.A., new york,